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I haven't been able to get on here much over the last couple of days. Tonight I've been trying to comment and it's been slow and then it would post about 3 comments when it did. Geesh!Blogger is really trying my nerves!
Today was so warm! It got up to 80 and really felt nice. It's supposed to rain though and cool up some but not too badly.
OMG, I just see that it is 1:00 AM already. I only thought it was about 11 PM or so. This time change has me thrown off some. I guess I'll get to bed now. Hope everyone has a wonderful Wednesday!! Maybe this joke will make you laugh!
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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido."What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor ."Not a chance," she said . "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an "Irish Viagra.It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'washorrid! Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate . He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"
"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
Today was so warm! It got up to 80 and really felt nice. It's supposed to rain though and cool up some but not too badly.
OMG, I just see that it is 1:00 AM already. I only thought it was about 11 PM or so. This time change has me thrown off some. I guess I'll get to bed now. Hope everyone has a wonderful Wednesday!! Maybe this joke will make you laugh!
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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido."What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor ."Not a chance," she said . "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an "Irish Viagra.It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'washorrid! Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate . He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"
"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
posted by Rachel at 1:10 AM
13 Comments:
That joke is moving up-market Rachel, it was McDonalds when I first heard it.
Good joke. Gave me a good laugh. Yep, blogger has caused me fits as well lately. And this whole daylight saving time thing has me really messed up.
Ralph
Blogger is acting up for me too.
I hope you get some rest and adjust to the time change.
Thanks for the laugh.
Have a wonderful day!
Hugs
LOL, LOL...Very Funny, Rachel...! You always have the best jokes...!
What do you think is happening with Blogger? How annoying!!! I know everyone says we all shoudn'y complain because it is free, but I would be happy to pay for something that one could count on!!(LOL)
I'm all screwed up from the time change, too.....It usually takes me about a week to get fully adjusted...
Bwahahahahaha! Good one. :)
I love it! And yes there are issues with blogger.
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Giggling...very funny.
I'm finding myself up later with the time change, too!
Hi Rachel ~~ Good joke, and like everyone else having strife with Blogger, which I hope are better today. Thanks for your visit. Glad you enjoyed the jokes specially the one about Rachel!! and Going to Bed.
Take care, Love, Merle.
I'm afraid to comment on blogger lest it give me fits too!
About the joke, are you sure it was the Viagra and not the coffee? I've heard it's very good, but have not heard about the side effects....
What a great way to start the day - sipping my Starbucks (Mocha Frappuccino)and lauighing so loud I am sure I woke the rest of the house up! THANKS!
Blogger is working better now. Old Blogger even let me post again today! Thanks for coming back again to comment too.
I like DLT because Mrs. Jim and I get closer together with our bio clocks.
When I am ready for bed at or after midnight it is really eleven. That is pretty late for her, she always get sleepy at eleven and now it turns out to be later on the clock, midnight.
Then I like to get up a little late, like around eight. This works good because my bio gets me up at the ordinary seven. Mrs. Jim waits until 6:30 or seven to get up, now it is 7:30 or eight.
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Great joke Rachel...it's the first time I've heard it and where can I get some of that stuff?
:) :) :)
I've had trouble with my computer today, which is Friday, and yesterday. It's not Blogger this time, just our internet service. They had to shut down their service for part of yesterday and today for some reason.
It really chaps my hide!!
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