THE SHORTEST BOOKS TO READ
Someone sent me this via e-mail and I thought it was funny, so I'm passing it on!
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You could probably read them all in 20 minutes.
The newest list of the worlds shortest books. Just released.
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF
PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT
DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian
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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi
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SUNDAY SIGN A DAY EARLY
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You could probably read them all in 20 minutes.
The newest list of the worlds shortest books. Just released.
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
__________________ ______________________
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
_______________________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
______________________________
Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
___________________________________
MY LITTLE BOOK OF
PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
___________________________________
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
____________________________________
THINGS I WOULD NOT
DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
__________________________________
THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
_______________________________________
AMELIA EARHART'S
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
__________________________________
A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian
__________________________________
ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
____________________________________
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
__________________________________
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
_______________________________________
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson
_________________________________________
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy
________________________________
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
__________________________________________
AND, JUST ADDED:
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi
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SUNDAY SIGN A DAY EARLY
posted by Rachel at 8:20 AM
19 Comments:
And I'll add another book: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT BEING PRESIDENT AND HOW TO DO IT RIGHT! by George W. Bush
Amen Old lady!
Or "Everything I Know about Anything and Everything" by George W. Bush.
or "All I Know about Compassion," by Dick Cheney.
My Christian Accomplishments and How I Help Poor People should be co-authored by Jerry Falwell and Mitt Romney.
Funny! ;o)
The sign is a good one, too.
Have a great weekend, Rachel! ;D
Love and hugs,
Diane
Summer reading??
Funny!
Great Sunday sign Rachel :)
Have a wonderful weekend.
xo
This is a grat post. I just got the laugh I have had all week when when I read "THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY". Great, great post.
Thanks Rachel
Ralph
Enjoyed your shared email *big smile*
LOL Rachel, all of those would certainly make VERY short stories! hehe Loved the sign also, so very true!! xox
These are great!
Just thought of another one:
"Girls I Never Slept With" by Mick Jagger
Have a great weekend!
A very funny list. I love it!
Together, those would make a great chapet ;) Good sign too!
Here's one for you:
DIETING TIPS by Jamie Dawn
I hope you are having a nice weekend, Rachel.
It is very hot here, so I assume it is still hot as Hades in KY too. This heat wave is supposed to stay around for at least a few more days. I plan to stay out of the heat as much as possible.
I loved the books and would agree they would all be VERY short reads.
I know what you mean about the heat. We're having the same thing.
I read your previous blog and wonder if we shouldn't start having you 'clear' your stories with the preacher before you post. Just sayin. : )
btw, you wouldn't mind if I repeat that one would you.
How aboutthe book, "My Favourite Biblical Quotations: by Paris Hilton!
Hi Rachel, some real "Best Sellers" on that list but you're right only an afternoons read in the lot.
Rachel,,
I loved your book list! :)
And that sign is very good too!!
Keep cool!
Junie
I'm thinking about writing a book called
Don't you just hate it when...
and then each page will have a little continued sentence. What do you think?
Hi Rachel -- Those are neat books, our library only has one, the Al Gore book. I don't think it is the same one though.
I would start on Bill Gates book, THE THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD. I'm thinking it would be a good start for my new WISH LIST. I have everything I NEED now.
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I already have that last book, but it is written by a different author. Are you sure you have it right?
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The church sign is pretty good. Should we all try that?
It would save on the gas bills for me. And mileage on the car too!
Could you add it to this list?
http://www.fueleconomy.gov/
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Just my kind of books...Short, funny & to the point.
Loved your Sunday sign also...Very good advice.
Rachel ~ I love these! Great ones! ~ jb///
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