Ramblings

A couple of weeks ago I fed the neighbor's cat while they went to TN to get married. This is Blue and he is a pretty fellow and really sweet. He is an Angora. The biggest surprise you get is when you pick this cat up and find out how heavy he is. He weighs more than he appears to. He must be all muscle!

I saw this on Britmum's Blog and thought I'd give it a try. You are supposed to write the first thing you think of when you see each of these words.

1. Deputy :: Police
   
2. Name :: Rachel
   
3. Arrested :: Yikes, No!!!
   
4. Trade :: swap
   
5. Old :: relic
   
6. Fingerprint :: mark
   
7. Dwarf :: midget
   
8. Newspaper :: read
   
9. Gabriel :: horn
   
10. Certificate :: document

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A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of crabs.A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did. The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let them thaw out. 'Shortly before landing, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney, please raise your hand?"Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them herself.