Monday, October 31, 2005

Joke

I thought I'd share a joke today:

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked.

"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again, "I found that the cat had eaten it!"

"Don't worry darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."

6 Comments:

Anonymous Margaret said...

Good one!! :o)

7:00 AM  
Blogger Cliff Morrow said...

Was it an open or closed casket? I assume there was a funeral.

3:57 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

You're right Cliff! I'd say that husband got knocked dead as a doornail!! Ha!

5:33 PM  
Blogger Triplet Dads said...

LOL! thanks for the good laugh.

11:36 AM  
Blogger Ralph's Homespun Headlines said...

Good one. In some marriages there is a lot of truth to that. When my sister got married she made meatballs that if you drop one on the floor it would bounce across the room. No joke. The marriage didn't last.
Ralph

2:15 PM  
Blogger Alice said...

Ralph - did the meatballs last longer than the marriage?

2:34 PM  

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