Joke
I thought I'd share a joke today:
The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked.
"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again, "I found that the cat had eaten it!"
"Don't worry darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."
The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked.
"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again, "I found that the cat had eaten it!"
"Don't worry darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."
posted by Rachel at 6:40 AM
5 Comments:
Good one!! :o)
Was it an open or closed casket? I assume there was a funeral.
You're right Cliff! I'd say that husband got knocked dead as a doornail!! Ha!
Good one. In some marriages there is a lot of truth to that. When my sister got married she made meatballs that if you drop one on the floor it would bounce across the room. No joke. The marriage didn't last.
Ralph
Ralph - did the meatballs last longer than the marriage?
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