Monday, December 19, 2005

Christmas Humor

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today ?"

Johnny raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." and Robert, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Robert how he knew this. and Robert said, "Well.....every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!


Blogger happyandblue2 said...

LOL. Good joke. I'll have to share that with my Mom..

1:07 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Reminds me of a comedy bit that Bill Cosby used to do.
Funny joke!

1:27 PM  
Blogger OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL..Very Cute, Rachel...
It's amazing the numbere of jokes that have been created for the commemoration of various events..I guess there must be a gazzilion about Christmas in General, and probably the same amount about Jesus Christ, too!

2:41 PM  
Blogger Paul said...

Good one!

I stopped by to wish you and your family a very Merry Christmas. Many blessings.

5:30 PM  
Anonymous Karen, Jr #5 said...

That is funny!!! Billy and I got a great laugh on that one this evening!!

6:09 PM  
Blogger Ralph's Homespun Headlines said...

Okay Rachel, now I am the one falling off my chair laughing.
Nice one.

6:28 PM  
Blogger Cliff Morrow said...

Funny stuff Rachel. Keep em comin'.

7:08 PM  
Blogger StringMan said...

That guy sounds like my Dad, rest his soul. Cute story. Merry Christmas!

7:35 PM  
Blogger Cheyenne said...


9:05 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Rachel, I like your joke. Thanks.
You might tell some more?

10:50 PM  
Blogger Aunt Jo said...

:) This is me smiling!
Cute post!

6:16 AM  
Anonymous Jerry said...

Our old house had one bathroom with 8 people in the house. Jesus was in our bathroom a lot.

7:41 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Haven't heard that one before -- thanks for the laugh! :D

4:19 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

That's funny!

6:27 PM  
Blogger Leslie Shelor said...


6:56 PM  
Blogger Green-Eyed Lady(GEL) said...

LOL- I've heard this one, but not recently. Laughing hard. :)

10:21 PM  

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