Saturday, December 24, 2005

Rudolph's Surgery

Christmas was over. Santa and his reindeer finally had a chance to rest. And they deserved it. They had done a good job. Rudolph had a chance to do something he had wanted to do for a long time. He made an appointment with a plastic surgeon because he was so sensitive about his looks. However it wasn’t his glowing proboscis that he wanted changed. He was proud of his nose and the help he had given Santa because of it. No, he was sensitive about his long ears which were much more prominent than the ears of the average reindeer, or bear for that matter. So one week after Christmas, he let the good doctor do the reconstructive surgery procedure, and since that time, January 1st has been celebrated as ... New Ears Day.

7 Comments:

Blogger Ralph's Homespun Headlines said...

Now Rachel - that is funny! Well done.
Ralph

8:22 AM  
Blogger Paul said...

Hmmmm...think that one will fly?

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Karen said...

Rachel, that is a funny joke! Good pun on words! I hope you had a great Christmas

10:36 AM  
Blogger David said...

That is so bad. Do you know how bad that was? Hope you had a great Christmas day and that the NEW EARS is a good one for you.

12:06 PM  
Blogger Cliff Morrow said...

And a Happy New Ears to you, Rachel. I'll be okay when I stop silently shaking my head.

3:53 PM  
Blogger Shelley said...

LOL...that was good! Hope you had a good Christmas!

5:59 PM  
Anonymous Jerry said...

Ouch! Didn't even see that one coming. You got me.

12:42 AM  

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