Sunday, August 27, 2006

The Senior Golfing Tour






















Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft... Today, it's called golf!

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?"

"Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot," he said. "The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the stomach. That," he added, "was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."

20 Comments:

Blogger Tammy said...

LMBO!!!
I loved the cartoon!!!
My Hubby is a golfer and I try to go with him as often as I can!
:-D

8:57 PM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

The golfing jokes are cute. Especially the seniors in the bushes! LOL

10:26 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Now I don't think those are 'seniors' in the bushes.

I won't say more, except I know
1. Men of all ages do that more than women;
2. This is a cute cartoon;
3. We have a rule against this sort of behavior on our home courses.

The sign you show is neat.
..

11:26 PM  
Anonymous **Silvermoon** GEL said...

Peed off, instead of teed off?
LOL!

1:54 AM  
Blogger Abandoned in Pasadena said...

I don't golf, but I think the cartoon and the joke were both cute.

6:04 AM  
Blogger Cliff Morrow said...

Well I can see I'm behind reading Rachel. I loved the road trip photo's. Tobacco raising is out of my live of expertise. Thanks for showing us all of those. The one of the rear end of the mule reminded me of one of the guys I deal with on while on the County Board.
Great cartoon btw!!

6:45 AM  
Blogger David said...

LMAO - Yep did that on Saturday.

7:01 AM  
Blogger Mike ( ex scientia, veritas ) said...

Good one! The cartoon and the sign were a hoot, too. :)

3:09 PM  
Anonymous happy and blue 2 said...

Ha,ha..Good joke..

4:56 PM  
Blogger Ralph's Homespun Headlines said...

I can relaate to that cartoon.
Ralph

5:21 PM  
Blogger Fred said...

Good one! I'll have to remember that one next time I'm golfing.

5:38 PM  
Blogger FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

Thanks for your prayers and sympathy and thanks too for your happy greetings. I'll be back by Wednesday for the Wordless Wednesday.
My sister-in-law was finally put to rest. Cremation took place yesterday. It was a very painful moment for all of us as she was loved by the family. However, when one loves someone, she/he must also learn how to let go.
I would also like to thank you for the happy greetings for my new grandson.
I'll be back Wednesday for the Wordless Wednesday. As of now, my head seems to be floating on air. I can't seem to find my brains anywhere yet.

8:21 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Yikes!

The Pee G. A. - very funny, Rachel!!
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We have a couple of churches in town that have those signs. It is always interesting to see what slogans they put up. Some are REAL groaners, and some are pretty witty.

11:49 AM  
Blogger OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL, LOL! LOVE this Rachel!

I wish I could meet you my dear Rachel....I truly do....So, if that is going to hapopen..You will have to come here to L.A. because I cannot travel anymote.
BUT, (And I understand this probably cannot happen), I really want you to know how much fun it would be to meet you, "In Person", dear dear Rachel....It would really be a "blast", as they say!

5:31 PM  
Blogger Britmum said...

Way too funny.

I love the sign below too.

Take care xx

1:38 PM  
Blogger Paul said...

I just scrolled through a couple of week's worth of your posts and pictures. You've really got an entertaining site. Thanks. Keep it going.

1:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just found your blog, really enjoyed it and from one country gal to another the pictures are to die for.....i just started and i am in the process of having my blog all pretty like everyones else...right now it is just alot of good reading about my family.....sonja brooks
http:/www.healing-hooves.blogspot.com

2:20 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

LOL. I do love a joke!

3:29 PM  
Blogger DayByDay4-2Day said...

good one!

5:43 PM  
Blogger OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Thanks so much for the visit Rachel. To answer your question, there IS a lot of maintainance in the garden because it is soooo bug. In general terms, Cacti and Succulants don't need a great deal of care, but with so very many, as with every living thing, "attention must be oaid", as Arthur Miller said in "death Of A Salesman". If there were just a few plants it would not need as much care,,,BUT, it is worth it! These are very forgiving plants. And as long as you don't overwater, they do very well with benign neglect.

9:27 AM  

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