When body parts die....

An old man in the nursing home was in his room crying one night. The aide went in to see what was wrong with him. He sobbed and told her that part of him was dead. She said, “What do you mean part of you is dead?”

He said, “My penis is dead.” Then he continued to cry. She said, “Oh, your penis can’t be dead if the rest of you isn’t dead.“ He insisted though that his penis was in fact dead. She patted him on the back trying to comfort him and told him that everything would be okay tomorrow. She left the room but he was still crying.

The next day when she got to work there came the old man down the hall pushing his walker and he had all his private parts hanging out of his pajamas for everyone to see. She rushed up to him and said, “You told me last night that your penis was dead!”

He said, “It is. Yesterday was the mourning. Today is the viewing.”