Wednesday, March 29, 2006

No thanks, I believe I'll keep driving!!

At least they are warning folks ahead of time!!

Here is a joke I received by e-mail.

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Ralph and his wife listened to the instructor declare: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the men: "For instance, gentlemen, can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Ralph leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "Odlums self-rising, isn't it?"

The rest of the story is not pleasant.


Blogger Best of Blogger said...

Lodging and State Prison. Wonder if they are under one roof! We've started voting and still taking nominations for the men. Come vote and or nominate someone if you can.

8:11 PM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

Passing by and had to stop for a visit. Very nice blog Rachel! LOL on that "flower" joke and prison sign too ;D

I see you're in KY. I'm lost over here in WV. That swinging bridge looks like it's right out of Mingo County ;)

8:25 PM  
Blogger FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

Isn't that a little teasing? Thanks for joining the march.

11:02 PM  
Blogger Tiny Dog Oy said...

I just wanted to let you know that I got off my lazy butt and posted :)

5:59 AM  
Blogger Valarie said...

Nice site and I enjoyed the joke and pictures!

10:12 AM  
Blogger DayByDay4-2Day said...

Fun stuff!

11:23 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

I'm surprised he knew what "flour" she used!

Over the weekend, we were at our inlaws celebrating their 50th anniversary. As part of the dinner party program, my hubby put together an onscreen game for all to play made up of questions about his parents. One question was for everyone to guess what the name of his dad's gas station was. His dad's name is Fred, and one of the multiple choice answers on the screen was: Fred's Got Gas.
Everyone really laughed over that one. Plus, Fred is known to say that eveything he eats gives him gas, so that funny answer had some truth to it.

2:06 PM  
Blogger Pirate said...

now don't leave me out on a limb like that.

2:50 PM  
Blogger Abandoned in Pasadena said...

I enjoyed the signs and the "flour" story gave me a laugh.

3:29 PM  
Blogger OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Lol, Lol,LOL...Love that joke Rachel! I bet the rest is not pretty...
And that sign about Eating and getting gas...PERFECT! (lol) You always have the best "funnies"!

5:43 PM  
Blogger Ralph's Homespun Headlines said...

Hi Rachel
Thanks for the nomination. It made me laugh. Your reason why made me laugh even more. Well since we are here let get serious about it. I am appointing you my campaign manager. My first speech will be up tonight.
Now - let's get out there and get the vote!!

6:01 PM  
Blogger Cliff Morrow said...

Good pics and funny story but....Ralphs comments reminded me, just how did you pick the blogger to nominate????? Did you not get a video blog email from a certain someone, and was it not just dripping with sex appeal???
Well, being the good sport that I am, and not wanting it to seem like I'm always monkeying around, I will support Ralph.
I know he is sexy. He keeps telling Char that he is sexy, and she always agrees with him. "Okay Ralph, that's fine Ralph".
So okay folks get out there and vote.

6:33 PM  
Anonymous Jerry said...

I've seen that sign in Tipton, IN.

Funny joke too.

7:29 PM  

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