Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Joke












The Devoted Wife

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said, ''You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?''
''What, my dear?'' she asked gently.
''I think you bring me bad luck."

21 Comments:

Blogger 4evergapeach said...

Cute joke! Love the pic! That is too cute.

4:21 AM  
Blogger FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

Very funny. Nice cat

4:33 AM  
Blogger David said...

LMAO - only from the perspective of a man......

6:09 AM  
Anonymous Jerry said...

Good one, Rachel.

6:11 AM  
Anonymous Tammy said...

You always find the cutest jokes! Isn't fried ice cream heavenly?! I hardly ever get it, but one of these days I am going to splurge. Have a great Thursday Rachel!

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Great picture and thanks for the laugh : )

That was such a sad story you shared over at my place. It breaks my heart, too, and I agree wholeheartedly with what the punishment should be.

4:09 PM  
Blogger Pirate said...

man if that isn't the truth.

4:23 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

HEY!! I hope she finished him off for that comment. I'm sure smothering him with the hospital pillow wouldn't be too hard.

4:45 PM  
Blogger Karen said...

Rachel- That is such a cute joke!!! I love the picture and trust me, that is what Amber tells everyone and anyone. Of course, if you choose to move her, she will just hop right up and sit on you! One way or another, she maintains her spot!

6:28 PM  
Blogger DayByDay4-2Day said...

Only from a guy!
How funny

6:43 PM  
Blogger Sonia said...

Rachel, you just made my day! LOL!
Very funny!

Love the cushion's quote and I will say: “If you want the best seat in my house you’ll have to move Flora”!

And thank you so much for your nice words on my blog. Me too, love more West Fjords and also Lena Delta because they look leaves, isn't?

9:25 PM  
Blogger Abandoned in Pasadena said...

The kitten & pillow joke were right on target...but I think I would have had to choke that guy in the hospital room...how ungrateful can you get?
But what he said was kind of true.

3:27 AM  
Blogger Seeker said...

I hope you are feeling better today.
Nice jokes.

5:51 AM  
Blogger Clance' McClannahan said...

**lol** very funny. Thanks for the laugh this morning!!

9:38 AM  
Blogger Ralph's Homespun Headlines said...

Nice one. Gave me a laugh.
Ralph

11:10 AM  
Blogger Motherkitty said...

Rachel, thanks for the cute pick-me-up. Hope you are having a very nice almost-spring day.

1:09 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

Love it! That is so true in my house! Happy Friday...have a fabulous weekend! :)

3:39 PM  
Anonymous Judith said...

Good one! I like that cat w/pillow! We have to remove 2 cats & 2 dogs to get any seat at all, never mind 'the best seat'.

9:54 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

"All those troubles and the cat's on my pillow!"
..

10:32 PM  
Blogger OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL, LOL..Love this Rachel. It really did make my Laugh Out Loud!!! And I love that photograph of the cat and the pillow! Sooooo Sweet!!!

1:29 AM  
Blogger Rhodent said...

Ouch! (but funny!)

I love the picture of the cats!!!

9:18 AM  

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