Joke
The Devoted Wife
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said, ''You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?''
''What, my dear?'' she asked gently.
''I think you bring me bad luck."
posted by Rachel at 9:56 PM
19 Comments:
Cute joke! Love the pic! That is too cute.
Very funny. Nice cat
LMAO - only from the perspective of a man......
Good one, Rachel.
You always find the cutest jokes! Isn't fried ice cream heavenly?! I hardly ever get it, but one of these days I am going to splurge. Have a great Thursday Rachel!
Great picture and thanks for the laugh : )
That was such a sad story you shared over at my place. It breaks my heart, too, and I agree wholeheartedly with what the punishment should be.
man if that isn't the truth.
HEY!! I hope she finished him off for that comment. I'm sure smothering him with the hospital pillow wouldn't be too hard.
Rachel, you just made my day! LOL!
Very funny!
Love the cushion's quote and I will say: “If you want the best seat in my house you’ll have to move Flora”!
And thank you so much for your nice words on my blog. Me too, love more West Fjords and also Lena Delta because they look leaves, isn't?
The kitten & pillow joke were right on target...but I think I would have had to choke that guy in the hospital room...how ungrateful can you get?
But what he said was kind of true.
I hope you are feeling better today.
Nice jokes.
**lol** very funny. Thanks for the laugh this morning!!
Nice one. Gave me a laugh.
Ralph
Rachel, thanks for the cute pick-me-up. Hope you are having a very nice almost-spring day.
Love it! That is so true in my house! Happy Friday...have a fabulous weekend! :)
Good one! I like that cat w/pillow! We have to remove 2 cats & 2 dogs to get any seat at all, never mind 'the best seat'.
"All those troubles and the cat's on my pillow!"
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LOL, LOL, LOL..Love this Rachel. It really did make my Laugh Out Loud!!! And I love that photograph of the cat and the pillow! Sooooo Sweet!!!
Ouch! (but funny!)
I love the picture of the cats!!!
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