Slip Sliding Away
On Sunday after I went to church I wanted to go on the Christmas home tours they were having. Every year around Christmas time one of the women's clubs have the home tour and the amount charged goes to a good cause. I love looking at houses and seeing how others decorate, etc. There is an elderly man that writes for the paper here and he calls the upper class, the "upper crust." Naturally, all the homes on the tour are nice homes. Actually one is for sale and it is listed for over $600,000, so that gives you an idea. I like going to homes and seeing how the "upper crust" lives! The things I love are big kitchens, walk in closets, and those big bathrooms.
At any rate, I had changed from my skirt I had on after church and put on a pair of pants over my pantyhose, and then wore the same top I had worn to church. I went to the bathroom before I left here. The first home they had punch and lots of cookies, candy, etc., so I sat and partook.
Later I headed down the road to see some other homes and I guess the punch had taken its toll, so I had to stop at a gas station and use the bathroom (thankfully, it was surprisingly clean!).
After I finished going thru the homes I went over to my nephew's for a visit. (I had someone staying with my husband while I was out). When I got there my nephew's wife and her neighbor were making candies and cookies of all sorts. I sat down and sampled some of the things they were making and drank lots of water. Then I went to the bathroom there. It was during that time that I made a discovery. All evening I had had my half slip still on. I guess it was up around my waist, but I had never noticed it until that moment! I took it off and went in there and told them what I had done!! They thought it was hysterically funny!!
I guess I should stay home since I can't even seem to dress myself properly anymore!
At any rate, I had changed from my skirt I had on after church and put on a pair of pants over my pantyhose, and then wore the same top I had worn to church. I went to the bathroom before I left here. The first home they had punch and lots of cookies, candy, etc., so I sat and partook.
Later I headed down the road to see some other homes and I guess the punch had taken its toll, so I had to stop at a gas station and use the bathroom (thankfully, it was surprisingly clean!).
After I finished going thru the homes I went over to my nephew's for a visit. (I had someone staying with my husband while I was out). When I got there my nephew's wife and her neighbor were making candies and cookies of all sorts. I sat down and sampled some of the things they were making and drank lots of water. Then I went to the bathroom there. It was during that time that I made a discovery. All evening I had had my half slip still on. I guess it was up around my waist, but I had never noticed it until that moment! I took it off and went in there and told them what I had done!! They thought it was hysterically funny!!
I guess I should stay home since I can't even seem to dress myself properly anymore!
posted by Rachel at 5:45 PM
27 Comments:
Sounds like something that would happen to me.
The worst thing about your predcament is that it makes you look pudgy around the middle.
I will bet those people laughed, sometimes it doesn't pay to open your mouth.
I can't stand Jerry Sp. Every one of those people has a problem and we are supposed to be entertained since we don't have their problems.
I am glad you could visit those houses. We did that here. In fact we had a preview party for the home owners and the Ladies' organization officers who had helped plan. Forty-four came.
Happy Ides of March,
..
I love the same things you do in new houses. Big everything.
That story about your half slip is too funny. Kind of like the time I went to church with two different shoes (heels) on. They were exactly the same except one was black and one was dark brown. My then husband didn't tell me till we were on our way home. Maybe that's why I divorced him.
I love looking in other houses, too. You can get lots of decorating ideas that way. The slip is funny. I walked around all day one day with my coat buttoned up wrong and one side hanging further down than the other!
LOL, LOL....How funny, my dear Rachel. It's surprising that you didn't feel that slip up around your waist...lol!
I used to LOVE to go see houses for sale, back-in-the-day. There is something about looking at houses that is such great fun!
I hope you have a WONDERFUL Holiday, dear Rachel....I'm so far behind---I haven't done anything at all, and I'm not sure I will get to it, at all....I just hope people will understand.
That is funny!! Things like this just crack me up, so I am having a good chuckle at your expense. I've done my fair share of stuff like that, so you are not alone in making those silly kinds of mistakes. When I do stuff like this, my kids NEVER let me live it down!
It baffles me that you did not notice it sooner!! All that upper crust living must have boggled your mind and caused you to not notice the slip.
:-)
Sounds like something I would have done too...lol. I hate wearing slips at all.. I try to buy skirts that have a lining in them so I don't have to worry about a slip..
Glad you had fun on the home tours..I would like to do that some day.
At least you didn't have it over your pants! LOL! See there is a bright side, Rachel! Hope you are enjoying your Holiday season, if I don't get to wish you a merry, Please Have a Great and loving Christmas and a Happy Healthy New Year!
The half slip....That's not as bad as having a pair of panythose hanging out the bottom of your pant leg. I went to work one time in that situation.
Rachel
You have to admit that is pretty darn funny.
Ralph
That's a long time, and with bathroom stops thrown in, no to notice the surplus underwear Rachel!!!!
Have a lovely Christmas and New Year.
Hilarious! I can't believe as many times as you'd gone to the bathroom, you hadn't noticed. LOL
That is SOOOOOOO FUNNY Rachel. It's a wonder the slip didn't slip down away from your waist while you were touring the homes of the upper crust. I'm laughing hysterically....
That is too funny! I could tell something was coming, but I never would have guessed! Yesterday I bought a new pair of boots and wore them to church this morning. After getting home, I went to take my boots off, and to my embarrasment the tag was still hanging on them. Agh!
Oh my goodness LOL I have a fear of things like that happening to me : )
I thought you were going to say you had toilet tissue hanging out from your waistband. :(
The slip around your waist is pretty funny. I have done that sort of thing when I'm in a hurry. One day while shopping I felt something strange around my ankle. I had fel;t it for quite some time before I took the time to look. I felt pretty silly when I found that static cling had attached a stocking inside my pant leg and it had been flopping along side me.
Hope you and yours have a blessed Christmas!
So glad you did the slip thing. LOL It makes me feel better about doing the same thing about a year ago. I went out with mine over my pants where everyone could see it. Was in the store before I saw what I had done and made a dash to the car to take it off. LOL
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