Joke Day
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversay.
"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
posted by Rachel at 11:40 AM
10 Comments:
LOL, Good one Marty! Yours reminds me of one where the husband asks, "Honey would you do it all over again?" She said, "Of course I would, with someone else!"
Most city people would cringe at the thought of killing a pig these days. Of course, most of them think pigs are pink too.
Funny joke.
Bwahahahahahaha! Good one
After 50 years of marriage was it his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry, "It's to big." ?
Pigs aren't pink, Jerry??!!?? What about Piglet?
Rachel: What a cute joke. That fella probably got whacked up side the head for that!
Jamie, I'd say he probably did,unless she was used to 50 years of his nonsense! Ha!
Very cute story Rachel. I use to be able to remember jokes but now I can barely remember one, f minutes after I'm told it! (lol)
The first liar doesn't stand a chance here at Rachels. Good story R.
Cute one Rachel, you are a good storyteller! And I don't live in the city, so I understand the "killing of the pig " thing! And not ALL city folks think tha tall pigs are pink, Jerry! I know it is only the elephants that occasionally turn pink!
Hehe- yes a cute joke. One my husband would probably love.
Har!
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