Monday, November 14, 2005

Joke Day

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversay.

"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

11 Comments:

Blogger Triplet Dads said...

kind of reminds me of the farmer's wife asking the farmer if he wants to renew their wedding vows... farmer says "oh no, I'm not making that mistake twice."

12:00 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

LOL, Good one Marty! Yours reminds me of one where the husband asks, "Honey would you do it all over again?" She said, "Of course I would, with someone else!"

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Jerry said...

Most city people would cringe at the thought of killing a pig these days. Of course, most of them think pigs are pink too.

Funny joke.

4:19 PM  
Blogger Mike ( ex scientia, veritas ) said...

Bwahahahahahaha! Good one

After 50 years of marriage was it his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry, "It's to big." ?

4:20 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Pigs aren't pink, Jerry??!!?? What about Piglet?

Rachel: What a cute joke. That fella probably got whacked up side the head for that!

6:19 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Jamie, I'd say he probably did,unless she was used to 50 years of his nonsense! Ha!

6:26 PM  
Blogger OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Very cute story Rachel. I use to be able to remember jokes but now I can barely remember one, f minutes after I'm told it! (lol)

7:33 PM  
Blogger Cliff Morrow said...

The first liar doesn't stand a chance here at Rachels. Good story R.

8:51 PM  
Blogger Miki said...

Cute one Rachel, you are a good storyteller! And I don't live in the city, so I understand the "killing of the pig " thing! And not ALL city folks think tha tall pigs are pink, Jerry! I know it is only the elephants that occasionally turn pink!

6:09 AM  
Blogger Green-Eyed Lady(GEL) said...

Hehe- yes a cute joke. One my husband would probably love.

10:44 PM  
Anonymous Margaret said...

Har!

9:45 AM  

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