Friday, April 14, 2006

Today's Joke

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

8 Comments:

Blogger Hick said...

Great joke. Gave me a smile...while I was drinking coffee, I might add.

8:33 AM  
Blogger Miki said...

cute, rachel, glad you have your sense of humor, it makes me laugh. Thanks for stopping by my blog, and you and yours have a great Easter too!

9:39 AM  
Blogger Mike ( ex scientia, veritas ) said...

Isn't it the truth! Have a super Easter weekend, Rachel.

10:07 AM  
Blogger Cliff Morrow said...

That's a little too close to the truth.
You know it's a bad day when the word verification picture won't load.

11:18 AM  
Anonymous Margaret said...

Eh-heh-heh-hexcellent.

12:09 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

I think I musta voted for that guy! That's what my senator did/does. I'm ashamed to admit that Santorum is from my state.

12:58 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

How very funny, very sad and VERY true!

12:54 PM  
Blogger Green-Eyed Lady(GEL) said...

Echoing Jamie above me: yes, sad, funny, and oh so true! THanks for posting this.

8:46 PM  

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