We finally got some much needed rain compliments of Fay. I know she dumped heavy amounts on the southern states but when it got here it was just what the doctor ordered. We got nice slow rain that lasted for about 36 hours off and on. We got over 2.5 inches. The grass is greening up already.
I am feeling cruddy this week. I have a cold. Last weekend my stepson and his family was down to visit and he had a cold. Not sure if he passed it on to me, but I woke up Tuesday with a sore throat and runny nose. So I'm not feeling so great right now. I'm hoping the worst is over and that I'll feel better tomorrow.
Enjoy these puns and have a wonderful weekend.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.He also ate very little, which made him rather frailand with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.This made him .........A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly,so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again thatyou can't have your kayak and heat it too.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning.""I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.